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The Mind Control Theory

Posted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2009 by brentg5510

            Did you ever wonder why after school, the sun burns? Have you ever wondered why your best friend was out of school for a week and came back different? Well my friends if you don’t wish to mysteriouslydisappear I suggest you leave now. It’s the milk. They drug the milk to make you slow down. the milks a depressant. Then come in the Fluorescent lights. The lights drain your fun and memory of fun. These keep us under control and still. The pencils we hold insert chips into your blood stream and up to your brain where the government controls us. If they control children they control the future. However sometimes it backfires. Teachers don’t know this so they try make learning fun. This makes our brain malfunction with the chips. The person falls and goes unconscious and the chips are gone. The nurse collects the person then turn the lights on high making our memories plank of the incident. The person is fine after the nurse injects the chips directly to the brain. If you read this far then you  don’t blab this around or they’ll find you using the tape recorders in the sprinklers in the ceiling. They’ll take you away and put you in a chair. Where they extract the memory and destroy it. Then they send you to an island made of nothing but rubber and make you watch Barney and eat rice pudding. I am Immune other wise I couldn’t give you this info. You didn’t get this information from me.

Lucky Friday the 13

Posted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2009 by brentg5510

For most people Friday the 13 is a  very unlucky day. Not for me. It’s the only day I’m actually lucky. Why you ask? Because I just won the lottery!!! No. I actually didn’t. but today I won bingo (Black out) and was able to run 1 mile at recess. The day before I got hit in the back of the head by a piece of bread, tripped 10 times, and I got paint on my helicopter shirt. :(      Friday the 13 is my lucky day.

Bored, Bored, Bored

Posted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2009 by brentg5510

        I am currently very bored (If you couldn’t tell by the title). I’m bored of my video games. I’m bored of my TV, and I’m very very very very very very very very very very very bored of staring at the lamp in hopes it moves (Which I’ve been doing for two hours). It’s too cold to do any outside activities like swim, ride on my scooter, and jump on my trampoline. I’m eating Cool Ranch Doritos (Arguably the best chip ever) to try to think of something to do. If you have some suggestion ,any suggestion, no matter how stupid, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please give me your suggestions!!!!!!!!!! Pretty please with a banana on top (Cherries are so two years ago)!!!!!!banana

Jam Packed

Posted in Uncategorized on October 2, 2009 by brentg5510

       How many things do you do after school? On Mondays and Wednesdays and Saturdays I have football. On Tuesdays I have a science thing and piano lessons. On Thursdays I have scouts. The only days I have free are Fridays and sometimes Sunday. On Sundays I sometimes have church ,but my family only goes like five times a year. Just for the record my family is Methodist and they usually don’t go to church every week. How many things do you have after school?